Monday, July 2, 2007

vacuum as porn

call it what you will. scoff at the possibility that a piece of plastic with a motor and hoses could make so many millions of people deliriously happy. even laugh if you haven't tried it , but for the love of pete don't say ANYTING about roy's new vacuum--the dyson, duchess of brooklyn heights.

in all seriousness, james dyson has created a product that people
become obsessed with. it's almost the iphone of the domestic world.

I AM SO NOT KIDDING.

since acquiring this little beauty, i have learned 4 times how to reassemble, reattach and respect the intricate parts and feelings of the vacuum. its like learning to reassemble an M-16 in under 10 seconds. if it came down to it and we were in dire circumstances, i could and would be prepared.


there are.

no words.


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