
I jumped out of bed, thrilled that I could wear my GIANT SORREL boots and headed to work.
While solemn New Yorkers trudged single file through the shoveled parts of the sidewalk, I leaped and kicked snow in every direction. My smile was ear to ear.


I am beyond happy.

One point of information though....
An open letter to whomever out there likes to use an UMBRELLA in the snow, a note from little ‘ole me:
YOU LOOK RETARDED…IT”S SNOW, IT FALLS EVERY WHICH WAY. LOSE THE UMBRELLA. And if you’re a guy with an umbrella in the snow, buddy, there’s not much more I can say besides—grow a pair.
*sigh*
That’s all.
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