Although he may not have glowing red hair, or a squeaky voice that singes your ear drum, he's the closest we've got.(PS he's the one with the sunglasses on)
Ever-present and always smiling (funny...eh, not as dependably I must say), he's a treasure of a friend and will always be in your corner.
We need to work on his sense of humor though, he sadly limits himself to 2 old standbys which I haven't used since 7th grade:
1. ....yo mama?! (after any witty remark, this is his go to reply)
2. with a mouth full of food, he always asks; "do you like see food?"
please call our hotline if you have any tips at:
01.800.DORKUS.MAXIMUS
thank you.
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