I am seriously considering getting a handicap sticker for my car. Because of my ridiculously supermodel-like workouts it now takes me literally 4 minutes to physically SIT DOWN TO PEE. I grab onto the handrail or nearby sink like the seat is made of hot lava and I swear I can hear those truck beeps they use to alert you that they're backing up.......beep....beep...beep.
yeah, not so funny.
I am usually prone to exaggeration, but I am, in NO WAY kidding. It reminds me of that scene in Death Becomes Her when Meryl Streep is watching her ass lift in the mirror as she drinks the potion.
bottoms up!
(get it? bottoms up indeed)
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